Mournfyr Monday: I Harnessed the Power of the Sun (and Immediately Feared Myself)
By Mournfyr the Meek ⚡️🐉 (Reluctant Wielder of Cosmic Forces)
⚡ What Is This Arcane Relic?
- Capacity: 2,048Wh (expandable up to 24,000Wh)
- Power: Runs full-size refrigerators, power tools, gaming portals
- Solar Charging: Connect solar panels to summon sky magic
- Outlets: Multiple AC, USB-A, USB-C, and carport
- Durability: Forged like a dwarven artifact
Why It Both Terrifies and Enthralls Me
I tested it in the Goblin Lair:
- One refrigerator
- One PlayStation portal
- Three enchanted lamps
- A furious water-spitting kettle
"You realize you could open a tavern now, right?"
— Whiskerhex
💪 Drawbacks (Because the Universe Remains Cruel)
- Expensive: A king's ransom.
- Heavy: Lift with thy knees, lest thou curse thine own spine.
Mournfyr’s Final Words
Is it powerful? AYE.
Is it glorious? DOUBLE AYE.
Will it ruin thee for all other power sources? A THOUSANDFOLD AYE.
"He used it to make toast once and declared himself a god."
— Whiskerhex
Certified by the List Goblin Himself